A backstage pass 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Hope you’re all having a great summer

Which turns you on the most?Option 1: Almost

Is he holding a mug or a camera? Which would

I have been told by people that I should

No matter how hard she tried, and how many

“You have two minutes to get is as

With no clothes, the hoe’s nose is

With Jonathan Strentus on a 2 month vacation,

“This position make you look ridiculous…

The guys liked to pool their wives. 8===D——{

Fold me into a pretzel and coat me in sause.

Working out with two dumb-belles. 8===D——{

She thought she could taste his jizz through

Namcy wasn’t really a biker chick,

In the throes. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

The pyramid of sharing. 8===D——{

“You are prettiest when you’re

Which is hottest? One of the guys wrote it

Axis of symmetry 8===D——{ Wetiquette

At the airport on the way to their honeymoon.

Posing before a mirror. 8===D——{

“Keep facing the camera bitch! I can’t

A tumblr in the sack. 8===D——{

Coming home from a business trip was always

She enjoyed her work, but her knees didn’t.

Biblionympho 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Modern art. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Skillz. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Loading the shotgun. 8===D——{

“Where do you want it, slut?”So,

“Do you know your cock is almost a

Pro Tip: Just becuase you cooperate, that

Even though the angle of the shot does not

Pro Tip: When you truly love a man, you let

Disney Princesses. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

When they were finished, they wrapped her

On the weekends, Cheryl could truly relax.

The aperture needs to be just right. 8===D——{

She could hear two of the other girls getting

Since Mr. Stronton quit, I’ve been

Oh Yiss. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Pearl necklaces for everyone! 8===D——{

Rooftop sunbathing 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Monogomy is sucking a dildo instead of his

The best parties are pool parties. 8===D——{

Pro Tip: Aim for the philtrum. 8===D——{

A proper bachlorette party. 8===D——{

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